The “Anchorman” sequel certainly hasn’t been shy about announcing itself these past few months. From Dodge Durangos (which are apparently selling like gangbusters!) to a limited edition batch of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, Will Ferrell’s character Ron Burgundy has become the spokesman for quite a few products. But what if you’re lactose intolerant or morally allergic to trucks? We’ve come up with 12 “Anchorman”-branded products we would totally buy from Mr. Burgundy.