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10 Reasons You Should Watch The ‘Lost’ Sequel To ‘Anchorman’ Before Seeing ‘Anchorman 2′

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Wake Up Ron Burgundy

If you’re like us, you’re probably looking forward to catching up with Ron Burgundy and the rest of the Channel Four News team in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues. Though technically, it’s the third film in the Anchorman series. There’s actually a little-seen “lost” sequel that predates Anchorman 2 by nearly a decade.

Released as a DVD extra in 2004, Wake Up Ron Burgundy is a “spiritual sequel” to Anchorman created from deleted scenes and alternate takes. Of course, the improv-heavy comedies from the Adam McKay/Judd Apatow factory are notorious for leaving tons of stuff on the cutting room floor. But Anchorman dumped an entire plot line involving a team of wannabe revolutionaries called The Alarm Clock who rob banks and kidnap Veronica. So McKay added new narration and stitched all the  footage together into a narrative that is actually pretty good. If nothing else, it serves as a fun companion piece to Anchorman, sort of a “what if?”movie that features some of today’s biggest comedy stars in early roles. Here’s why you should give Wake Up Ron Burgundy a look before seeing Anchorman 2.

It’s basically a sequel.

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The plot of Wake Up Ron Burgundy picks up right where Anchorman leaves off, with Ron co-anchoring the news with his lady love Veronica Corningstone. Ron and the news team still like to party, but now they face a new threat in the form of The Alarm Clock, a Weather Underground-esque group of bank robbers who can’t quite figure out what they’re rebelling against.

While some scenes are alternate versions of ones you loved in the first film, the movie flows far better than you might expect. Sure, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense that Ron and the news team would haze Veronica a second time, but comedy sequels are notorious for rehashing scenes and gags that worked the first time out. Wake Up Ron Burgundy feels like the kind of quickie sequel we would’ve gotten had Ferrell and McKay jumped right into Anchorman 2 instead of waiting nearly a decade to bring the characters back. Basically, it’s the Wayne’s World 2 of the Anchorman series — you get a lot of what you’ve seen before, but with some memorable additions.

The Alarm Clock is filled with familiar faces.

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Besides Maya Rudolph — who hilariously channels Pam Grier as a would-be revolutionary named Kanshasha X — The Alarm Clock counts Chuck D (Malcolm Y), Tara Subkoff (Mouse), and Kevin Corrigan (Paul) among its members. The scene where the members argue over what their message is is enough to make us want an Alarm Clock spin-off movie.

Amy Poehler has a great cameo

Poehler, an SNL cast member at the time, turns up as a bank teller who questions the point of the random masks worn by the Alarm Clock members. (“Do you hate Lincoln?”) Since the Alarm Clock plot was dropped, Poehler was unfortunately left on the cutting room floor.

Justin Long plays Fred Willard’s son

One running joke in Anchorman involves producer Ed Harken (Fred Willard) dealing with increasingly distressing phone calls about his teenage son’s troubling behavior. In Wake Up Ron Burgundy, we get to see the son, who is played by Justin Long in a fun cameo.

Mr. Rosso from Freaks and Geeks plays a creepy fan.

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Dave “Gruber” Allen, who played the hippie dippie guidance counselor on Freaks and Geeks, turns up as a skeevy guy who interrupts Ron and Veronica’s dinner to ask about their bedroom skills and offer up his boudoir photography services. (Eagle-eyed viewers will spot Dave Allen as a diner in the restaurant scene in the theatrical cut of Anchorman.)

Chad Everett as Jess Moondragon

Yes, we get to meet Ron Burgundy’s mentor in Wake Up Ron Burgundy. Watch him describe the filthy things he’d do to Mother Nature in the clip above.

The line “I’m having a fondue party. In my pants.”

Laura Kightlinger

Laura Kightlinger is briefly seen in Anchorman as Donna, the news team’s tape girl. She gets an entire scene in Wake Up Ron Burgundy, where she awkwardly flirts with Veronica and utters the above hilarious pick-up line.

“Rip the Lid Off It”

Ron tries to get more serious with his hard-hitting segment “Rip the Lid Off It.” (Of course he steals Veronica’s lead in the process.) Still, Ron is a natural at the “running up to a subject and shoving a microphone in their face” style of reporting.

More Brick Tamland

While most of the strongest Brick moments ended up in Anchorman, the news team’s dumbest member still has some good lines in Wake Up Ron Burgundy. (Brick after a party: “I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said.”) There’s also a scene where he eats a used coffee filter filled with cigarette butts, which you should watch above.

You haven’t heard every joke a million times.

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As much as we love Anchorman, watching it now is admittedly a bit underwhelming considering that every joke has been rehashed verbatim by friends, annoying coworkers, on Reddit threads, in every meme, etc. Just think — now you have a whole new movie filled with quotes to run into the ground once you get tired of Anchorman 2.

You can watch Wake Up Ron Burgundy on the Anchorman “Rich Mahogany Edition” Blu-ray or right here until it inevitably gets yanked.


Filed under: TV, Web Culture Tagged: ANCHORMAN, anchorman 2, ron burgundy, WAKE UP RON BURGUNDY, WILL FERRELL

Anchorman: Cat Edition

What Would Ron Burgundy Look Like With Other Famous Facial Hair Styles?

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Ron Burgundy’s mustache might be the most important part of him. But I was curious. What would Ron Burgundy look like with other famous types of facial hair? Would he still be so suave, so manly, such a big deal? Lets find out.

Let’s start with the Classic Burgundy

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The sheer face of manliness


Now the Hairless Burgundy

Hairless Burgundy. Still suave, but missing that key ingredient.

Hairless Burgundy. Still suave, but missing that key ingredient.


The Goateed Burgundy

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Goatee Burgundy. If Ron Burgundy wasn’t confident enough in his chin.


The Wilford Brimley Burgundy

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Wilford Brimley Burgundy. Anchorman man of distinguished taste, and dedicated to giving you the latest updates on your insulin levels.


The Burgundy Pubestache

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The Burgundy Pubestache. The only way Mr. Burgundy was able to make sure he was never taken seriously again.


The Burgundy Handlebar

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The Burgundy Handlebar. For news from the back of his Harley.


The Burgundy Professor

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The Burgundy Professor. He’s tenured, in news.


The Burgundy Roosevelt

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The Burgundy Roosevelt. The most badass president, the most badass anchorman, and a terror to animals everywhere.


The Burgundy French Villain

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The Burgundy French Villain. He has all ze veapons, you would be wize to listen to hiz demandz.


The Burgundy 70s Sideburns

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The Burgundy 70s Sideburns. For quick news updates on Staying Alive.


The Burgundy Internet Neckbeard

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The Burgundy Internet Neckbeard. Delivering news straight from the friendzone to your TV


The Burgundy Beard Contest

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The Burgundy Beard Contest. For when he simply has nothing better to do with his life.


The Burgundy Dali

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The Burgundy Dali. No one is really sure what the point is.


The Burgundy Hunger Games

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The Burgundy Hunger Games. Delivering all the news from the capital to your poor and run down district. Worship him like the slave you are.


The Burgundy Filmstar

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The Burgundy Filmstar. Yeah. Charlie Chaplin. That’s who you thought of first right? It better be.


And just for the hell of it, have a gif of all of them...
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Filed under: TV, Web Culture Tagged: ANCHORMAN, anchorman 2, ART, beards of burgundy, Photoshops, ron burgundy, WILL FERRELL

Boy, That ‘Anchorman 2′ Cast Visit To ‘The Daily Show’ Escalated Quickly

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I’m not going to lie, when Danger alerted us yesterday to the entire Anchorman news team appearing on last night’s The Daily Show I imagined an entire program devoted to Paul Rudd dancing and a Burgundy-Stewart anchor offs. Alas, it was a bit of a disappointment when Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, and David Koechner only appeared for the guest portion (although Carell and Stewart did jump into that playful banter hinging on Steve being a bigger star than Jon now, which I always find delightful).

But at least the whole thing made almost no sense, was completely unscripted, and ended in what was essentially a battle royal with the Anchorman team leaving Jon Stewart a broken, disheveled mess of a man after giving all his things to the audience.

Oh, and they did crash the Moment of Zen…

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Filed under: Media, TV, Web Culture Tagged: ANCHORMAN, anchorman 2, DAVID KOECHNER, JON STEWART, PAUL RUDD, STEVE CARELL, THE DAILY SHOW, WILL FERRELL

Christina Applegate Tells Leno About How She Learned To Play The Clash On Mandolin For ‘Anchorman 2′

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The endless publicity tour for Anchorman 2 is finally winding down, a contradiction of a statement that still feels accurate. Is there a TV show or magazine Will Ferrell & Co. haven’t appeared on over the past three-to-four months? I’m pretty sure I even saw Baxter on a special episode of Dog with a Blog. Last night, Christina Applegate dropped by The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, not to plead for Up All Night to rise from the diaper-y ashes, but to discuss how she learned how to play the Clash’s “Police and Thieves” on mandolin for Anchorman 2.

Of course the scene was tragically cut, but I’m sure it’ll be available as a special feature on the DVD, the marketing for which should begin in about five minutes.


Filed under: Music, TV, Web Culture Tagged: ANCHORMAN, anchorman 2, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE, JAY LENO, THE CLASH

The Greatest Comedy Villains Of The Past 20 Years

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What would a great comedy be without a memorable villain? Nothing I tell you! More often than not, villains offer some of the best quotes and scenes in the movie. They must maintain a level of cruelty which makes you side against them, while maintaining a heightened level of absurdity, making them easy to laugh at. What would Happy Gilmore be without Shooter McGavin? Or Zoolander be without Mugatu? Here we take a look at the greatest comedy movie villains of the past 20 years!

Derek — Step Brothers (2008)

The over-achieving, “Sweet Child O’Mine” family singing, perfect older brother, Derek is every bit more grown up than his brother, and new step brother. But there’s just one thing about him, he’s a total tool! He resorts to telling you how much money he makes every year, and unbeknownst to him, he can’t satisfy his wife for squat.

Bill Lumbergh — Office Space (1999)

Lumbergh represents all things corporate a**hole, from the belt AND suspenders he wears, down to the Porsche he drives with the vanity  “My PRSHE.” Not to mention he spouts off nothing but unenthusiastic detached corporate jargon: “What’s happening?” “Mmkay,” and “That’d be great,” all of which just heighten how little he actually cares about his employees.

Wes Mantooth — Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Lead anchor of the KQHS Channel 9 news, Mantooth is the rival of Ron Burgundy. He is rather insecure of his second in the ratings position, and overly protective of his mother, Dorothy Mantooth, which makes for great comedy, because he is the one who initiates the infamous anchorman battle.

Lois Einhorn (Ray Finkle) — Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

“Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn!” As viewers we spend the majority of the film believing that Einhorn is the head of the police investigating a murder and the disappearance of Snowflake the Miami Dolphins mascot. We later discover that she is in fact Ray Finkle, former Dolphins kicker, who’s out for revenge after failing to make a potential Super Bowl-winning kick all because Dan Marino doesn’t know that you hold a football “Laces Out!”

White Goodman — Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Goodman is the over-the top leader of the Globo Gym Purple Cobras who won’t allow himself the pleasure of junk food. With his band of American Gladiator-style men: Blade, Laser, Blazer, and Michelle, he is set out on making sure no one gets a piece of the pie. Literally.


Filed under: Movies Tagged: ANCHORMAN, bill murray, BILLY MADISON, Comedy Villains, Kingpin, OFFICE SPACE, STEP BROTHERS, ZOOLANDER

John Cena Was Ron Burgundy For Halloween, And Nikki Bella Was Tits McGee

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I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF NOT SELLING EMOTION!

John Cena has been crowned the New King Of Comedy by Hollywood’s funny illuminati, so it makes sense he’d apply that to his Halloween costume. Here’s John as Ron Burgundy doing quotes from Anchorman alongside Nikki Bella.

Unless The Rock dressed as Alan from The Hangover, this wins pro wrestling Halloween.

It’s a good costume. And hey, he’s already mastered a different aspect of the character:


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Watch These Australian Newsreaders Get Into An Epic ‘Anchorman’-Style Brawl

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Before watching the above video from Australia’s SBS 2, I had no idea who Lee Lin Chin was. Now I know that Chin is a beer-powered super warrior with a taste for blood who can take care of herself. In this Anchorman-inspired brawl between the assembled factions of Australian TV news, she does exactly that.

Chin also shoots a competing anchor in the head while an old man with a young hairstyle gets choked-out and a woman in a yellow dress eats a fallen colleague’s f*cking face off. If all of that isn’t enough, the video ends with a Dark Knight homage as Chin flees the scene. Because she’s Batman and the Australian news media is the best.

Can you actually imagine the US news media doing something like this? I can’t, but chances are it would be a lot more bloody. If history has shown us anything, it’s that you can’t put Shep Smith in a room and expect him to fight with kid gloves. The man has “No half-measures, y’all” tattooed on his back and he is a Krav Maga expert who trains Israeli Special Forces soldiers for three weeks each year in Haifa. He was also the inspiration for Patrick Swayze’s character in Roadhouse. “Pain don’t hurt,” but Shep Smith does, so it’s best that we keep him away from a fight.

Source: YouTube via BroBible


All The ‘Anchorman’ Lines You Know You’re Still Using Everyday

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Anchorman is arguably the most quoted since Caddyshack, which is to say that it’s pretty much damned near impossible to go a day without hearing one of your friends spouting off a piece of borrowed dialogue. So here, I’ve gathered all of the Anchorman quotes you’re likely to hear people using everyday conversation. Feel free to debate as long as you stay classy…

“You stay classy, San Diego.” — Ron Burgundy

“Milk was a bad choice.” — Ron Burgundy

“You know I don’t speak Spanish.” — Ron Burgundy

“Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island.” — Ron Burgundy

“I’m in a glass case of emotion.” — Ron Burgundy

“She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon.” — Ron Burgundy

“You look like a blueberry.” — Veronica Corningstone

“I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.” — Brick Tamland

The Truth Is Finally Revealed About Bears Being Attracted To Menstruation

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We can all pretend we had heard the myth before the movie Anchorman, but it became the true stuff of urban legends after Brick casually mentioned how “bears can smell the menstruation.” It was only a matter of time before science stepped in and took a massive bear sh*t on this awesome theory, and wouldn’t you know it, they finally have:

Due to widespread concern that menstruating women might be attacked by black bears (Ursus americanus), we recorded responses of 26 free-ranging black bears to tampons from 26 women and recorded responses of 20 free-ranging bears to 4 menstruating women in northeastern Minnesota.Menstrual odors were essentially ignored by black bears of all ages and either sex, regardless of season or the bear’s reproductive status. In an extensive review of black bear attacks across North America, we found no instance of black bears attacking or being attracted to menstruating women.

So while nature loving women everywhere may be breathing a deep sigh of relief that they stand no greater chance of being mauled by a bear than anyone else, I find myself saddened by the news. Saddened that another movie lied to me. What next? I find out chasing after a girl I love and delivering a powerful monologue in the rain won’t win her back?

Via DiscoverMagazine

Here Are The Outstanding Pop Culture Valentines For Your Sun And Stars

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Hodor (Game Of Thrones) card by PJ McQuade, available here.

On Monday, we brought you 20 geeky valentines, as is our tradition every year. Today we bring you almost 30 more valentines celebrating Valentine’s Day as it should be celebrated, with TV and movie references and plenty of puns and sarcasm. Will there be a dancing shark? Of course. Will there be special celebrity guests? Always. Are there ’90s TV show references? You know it. Hodor? Hodor.

Brick Tamland (Anchorman) card by PJ McQuade, for sale here.


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Leslie Knope (Parks and Recreation) card for sale here.


Friends card for sale here. [via]


Seinfeld card for sale here. [via]


Bob’s Burgers GIF card made by Claire. [via]


Bob’s Burgers card for sale here.


Doge card for sale here.


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Marvel Wants ‘Anchorman’ Director Adam McKay To Helm One Of Their Upcoming Movies

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An interesting thing about Marvel Studios is their willingness to give comedic writers and directors a crack at their iconic heroes. It’s paid off handsomely so far: Captain America: The Winter Soldier was helmed by former Community directors Anthony and Joe Russo, and of course, Guardians of the Galaxy was the work of dark comedy master, James Gunn.

Well, Marvel is going to give another comedic writer/director a shot, as word is that Anchorman and Step Brothers director Adam McKay will helm one of their next wave of movies. This isn’t McKay’s first brush with Marvel Studios; he co-wrote Ant-Man and was approached to direct the movie when Edgar Wright dropped out.

No word yet on which movie Marvel wants McKay to direct. Of the announced Marvel Studios movies, only Black Panther, Captain Marvel and Inhumans are still without directors. Marvel will probably want a female director for Captain Marvel, and Black Panther will likely have a more serious tone, so that makes Inhumans the most likely bet. I could definitely see McKay giving the lesser-known Inhumans a lighthearted, GotG-like touch.

What do you think? What Marvel property would you give McKay? Do you think he should be directing a Marvel film at all? Sound off in the comments.

via The Playlist

Ron Burgundy Stopped By The Comedy Central Roast To Defend Justin Bieber

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With all these comedians burning Justin Bieber tonight, someone found the will to stand up and say, “Enough!” That person was Ron Burgundy, who took to the dais and set everyone straight about Bieber’s “crimes.”

He also told everyone what Bieber was really made of:

And for more you may have missed on the web…

Watch This News Anchor Go Full Ron Burgundy, Get Tricked Into Saying A Line From ‘Anchorman’

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It’s a trick exactly as old as all those Anchorman quotes we’ll never stop beating into the ground. A news anchor is known to faithfully read whatever the teleprompter puts in front of his face, so his co-anchor conspires with the production team to slip something silly into the scroll, and the next thing you know: an “I’m Ron Burgundy?” (or worse: “Go f*ck yourself, San Diego.”) moment is born.

The meta twist to this prank: The swapped-in line comes from Anchorman itself. Surely NBC26’s Brian Niznansky is familiar with the iconic comedy that lampoons his profession, but that didn’t stop him from pulling a Ron Burgundy.

(Via FreshX, H/T The Daily Dot)

Adam McKay Is In The Running To Direct All Of Marvel’s Upcoming Superhero Movies

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Seems as though Marvel Studios has a bit of an Adam McKay infatuation. Last we heard, the director of Anchorman and co-writer of Ant Man may direct an upcoming Marvel movie. Speculation was that Inhumans was the movie Marvel wanted him for, but it turns out that McKay may have the pick of the superpowered litter.

Collider recently asked Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige which Marvel movie Adam McKay might be in the running for, and he gave a surprisingly broad answer

“Adam McKay is in the running for everything. Adam McKay is a great, great writer and director. He did an amazing pass on the Ant-Man draft with Paul Rudd for us, and I didn’t know him before then. And we got to know him through that and liked him very much, and have met with him a number of times trying to find something else, so we’ve talked about a lot of characters with him.”

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Now that we know McKay is in the running for literally everything Marvel-related, what project would you put him on? You don’t have to restrict yourself to currently announced movies. Personally, I’d be pretty into a McKay-directed Devil Dinosaur. Just leave Will Ferrell out of it. I don’t want to bring up and Last of the Lost flashbacks.

via Collider


You’ll Love These Brick Tamland Quotes From ‘Anchorman’ As Much As He Loves Lamp

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A hefty majority of the humor in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues comes from the channel 4 news team. While they all had a shared sense of male entitlement, the members of the KVWN boys club all brought a different aspect of the stereotypically macho mentality of the 1970s to the big screen.

Ron (Will Ferrell) was a textbook alpha male, Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd) was the womanizer, and Champ Kind (David Koechner) was a bit of a burly brute. But, for many, the standout of the crew was Brick Tamland (Steve Carell), who often displayed the mental fortitude of a broom handle.

Even though the rest of the news crew felt a collective responsibility to keep Brick out of harm’s way, they also had a lot of fun at his expense through his impulsive actions and willingness to do whatever they said. But that’s also led to a whole lot of laughs.

Enjoy some of the laughs from the Anchorman films once again by looking at Brick Tamland’s best quotes.

“I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.”

We all know that one kid that ate glue back in elementary school. Brick Tamland is an example of what happens when teachers don’t care enough to make that same kid stop. But modern day science and I.Q. scores tell us that he could’ve benefited from a little extra help.

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!”

Brick was often clueless and just did whatever he felt was right at the time, which was often the least expected thing imaginable. In this scene, he felt the best thing to do was just to follow everyone else’s lead and make “LOUD NOISES!” even if he didn’t know what anyone was yelling about.

“I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”

Brick’s that one friend in the group that’ll do whatever you tell him to for a good laugh. That’s all fine and dandy until he butchers his lines and becomes his own punchline. Sadly, he wasn’t quick enough on his feet to avoid taking the rest of the team down with him.

“I love lamp. I love lamp.”

Love is a complicated concept that many of us fail to understand. So you can’t really blame Brick when he tried to fake it and ended up looking more foolish than usual. But given how insistent he was, you may have to take his word for it. When a man says he loves lamp, he really might just love lamp.

“Yeah. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”

The fight scene in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is one of the go-to classic moments. After the KVWN team headed back to the station to lick their wounds, they recapped just how out of hand things got.

“Behind me is the miracle of birth. Soon, a stork will fly overhead delivering a baby panda. Let’s me see if I can get a look at what’s going on there. Oh God! No… I don’t understand!”

There’s a reason that we can’t tell children where babies really come from. To serve as an example of what could happen, Brick, who has the emotional maturity of a child, has his belief in the stork completely destroyed when he gets a glance of a panda giving birth.

“Hey, Ron! I’m riding a furry tractor!”

At the end of Anchorman, the crew ends up in a bear pit to save Ron. Somewhere in that adventure, Brick went from being in danger of being eaten to riding a grizzly bear, bareback.

Note: If you never knew how big a bear was (they’re huge, by the way), this scene adds some perspective.

“Brick was a great man and I will miss him so much and I will not rest until I find his killer. It’s hard for me to believe that he is gone. [cries] I feel like I just saw him yesterday. When I got the news I didn’t even know how to make sense out of it. Why?! Why?! Why did you take him from us?! BRICK IS DEAD!”

It usually takes real skill and a lot of hard work to fake your own death. But something tells me that probably wasn’t the case with Brick. Which would explain why he showed up to deliver a eulogy at his own funeral in this hilarious scene.
“A black man follows me everywhere when it’s sunny… I call him Leon.”

It’s actually not surprising that Brick isn’t bright enough to know the difference between black people and shadows. It’s not his fault. It just sucks that he has a bad habit of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. (Let’s be honest though, there was never a “right” time to say this.)

“I can’t hear you, Ron!”

Brick got sent out of the station – not sure whose decision that was – to give a weather report and thought it would be clever to act like he couldn’t hear Ron back in the studio… by answering all of his questions. This may have been a practical joke that went way too long.
“Ron I don’t have any legs!”

The invention of the green screen was probably pretty shocking when it first hit the scene. Meteorologists all over the world had to learn to point at an empty space and imagine something being there. And they also had to learn to not wear anything matching the color of the screen. Which is apparently a lesson Brick missed out on.

“Ron, you’re a good man. But you’ve fallen victim to your own ego and your own hubris. And before others can forgive you, you must learn to forgive yourself… I’m wearing two pairs of pants.”

[Gasp] In Anchorman 2, Brick surprised everyone by having a seriously out of character experience when he was able to reach deep down and deliver the moral of the news team’s latest drama. But it was so short-lived that he immediately followed it up with an ordinary Brick-like statement.

Adam McKay Knows What ‘Anchorman 3’ Will Be About, If He Ever Ends Up Making It

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Adam McKay has a new film, The Big Short, coming out. Our own Mike Ryan called it a “smart, infuriating look at the financial collapse,” starring the smart, pleasant to look at, Ryan Gosling. Despite the dissimilar subject matters, The Big Short and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, which was written by McKay and Will Ferrell, actually have something in common: They’re both satires, although I doubt the former has a scene where Tina Fey and Amy Poehler threaten to kick Kanye West’s butt. Unless it does?

Anyway, McKay told Yahoo Movies, “I was really surprised when [Anchorman 2] came out that not that many people talked about it, but that was literally the reason we made the movie: To talk about how [the emphasis on] ratings and for-profit [news] destroyed broadcast journalism as we know it.” The director and Funny or Die co-founder also discussed the possibility of Anchorman 3: The Legend Continues to Keep Continuing (it’s a working title).

We talked about doing one that was about the rise of the new media. I also thought there was something to the idea — and who knows, maybe we will do one some day — I also thought it’d be cool to have Ron Burgundy get embedded in the Iraq War. We kicked around that idea. But we’ve never got that serious about it, but it would have to be the next stage of what the media has become. And I think you’re right, I think it’s the internet. The only thing is by then Burgundy would be getting pretty old. So maybe it’s a movie we make in 10 years, when Will’s aged up and it actually makes sense that you can set it in 1997. (Via)

That sounds great, actually. Ron Burgundy inventing listicles — 5 Reasons Scotch Goes Down My Belly — makes almost too much sense.

(Via Yahoo Movies)

12 Surprising Facts You Might Not Know About ‘Anchorman’

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It’s been 12 years since Ron Burgundy wowed us all with his machismo and his mustache, but besides his glorious mustache, his mad flute skills, and his affinity for scotchy scotch, what do we really know about the man, and by extension, his film, Anchorman? With that in mind, we decided to go back and remind you of some surprising details about the film. So read up and stay classy.

1. Ron Burgundy is a Jethro Tull super fan. Burgundy loves the Tull and his nightclub performance scene has several tributes to Jethro Tull flutist, Ian Anderson. Besides blurting out “Hey Aqualung,” and playing a delicious riff from the title track of Jethro Tull’s 1971 album, Burgundy finishes his performance by turning to the side and lifting up his leg, imitating the band’s logo.

2. The restaurant that Veronica and her female coworkers visit, is a health inspector’s nightmare. The restaurant is called “Escupimos en su Alimento” which translates to, “We spit in your food.” If only Yelp had been around in the 1970s.

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3. The first draft of the script contained a fantastic story of monkeys and cannibalism.
Adam McKay’s first script wasn’t even set in San Diego, but instead, involved two planes colliding and crashing on a remote mountain. One plane contains the Channel 4 News Team and the other is filled with monkeys and martial arts equipment. Naturally, the news team turns cannibalistic while battling their ninja monkey foes. I have to admit, I now really want to see Brick Tamland fight some sword-wielding monkeys.
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4. DreamWorks was initially resistant to join Team Burgundy. Adam McKay and Will Ferrell had to pitch the idea to DreamWorks execs 20 times before the suits finally gave it the okay. The studio was doubtful that McKay and Ferrell could make a solid comedy based on reporters in the 1970s. It wasn’t until after the success of Elf and Old School that the studio finally realized the film was “kind of a big deal.”

5. Champ Kind is likely a fan of British sci-fi comics. Champ’s line, “I will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again” sounds like an incredibly polite insult, but is a reference to a 1950’s British comic book character, Dan Dare. Dan’s nemesis in the series makes the same threat against Dan’s mother, Dorthy Dare.

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6. The Anchorman cast went through several incarnations to find the right talent. As iconic as the San Diego Channel 4 News Team is with David Koechner and Paul Rudd, several other actors were considered for the roles. John C. Reilly was to play Champ Kind, Ben Stiller and Ron Livingston were both considered for Brian Fantana, Chris Parnell was considered to play Brick Tamland, and Maggie Gyllenhaal auditioned for the role of Veronica.

7. The movie has several references to another famous broadcasting legend, Mary Richards. Anchorman gives a few nods to the newsroom sitcom classic, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, naming Ron’s dog Baxter after Tex Baxter and newsroom boss, Ed, after the newsroom head on Mary Tyler Moore, Lou Grant, played by actor Ed Asner.

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8. Jon Hamm and Adam Scott sorta have cameos. Despite not being in the movie and being relatively unknown actors at the time, both Jon Hamm and Adam Scott are listed in the movie as writers during the newscast credits on the in-studio monitor. This is likely thanks to Paul Rudd, who was roommates with Jon Hamm at the time and had known Adam Scott since the early 1990s.

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9. The movie’s title was inspired by a porn documentary. As infamous a ladies man as Ron Burgundy is, his legend was actually inspired by another famous womanizer, Ron Jeremy. Anchorman gets its title from the documentary on Jeremy, Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy. It actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Both sport the mustache. Both wore polyester suits in the 1970s. And both did wondrous things in front of a camera.

10. Brick Tamland was nearly cut from the script. On film, it’s clear that Brick Tamland is an essential — and yes, incredibly strange — piece to what makes Anchorman funny, but on paper he just comes off “insane.” The studio wasn’t sure about the character of Brick Tamland at first, as explained by Adam McKay:

“The studio initially asked if we needed this Brick character? They wanted us to cut him. Because if you read it on the page, it reads insane. He has no relation to any scene or storyline. I told Steve, “You have no rules. You can literally walk out of the scene if you want.”

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11. Ron Burgundy is the most satisfying character Will Ferrell has ever done. Out of all the characters Will Ferrell has ever played, Ron Burgundy remains his favorite. “Ron Burgundy is probably the one that sticks out the most, because it was so hard for us to get that movie made.”

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12. Anchorman 2 is actually part of a trilogy. The movie will be the the third installment in McKay and Ferrell’s “Mediocre American Man Trilogy,” with Anchorman being the first and Talladega Nights being the second. All three were written by McKay and Ferrell, with each movie focusing on an arrogant central character that has become somewhat of a local legend.

*Bonus* That’s producer Judd Apatow who remarks that the Sex Panther cologne, “Smells like a turd with burnt hair.”

Sources: Wikipedia, IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes, YouTube

This article originally ran on December 16, 2013

With ‘Entourage’ arriving soon, we examine classic films about boys being boys

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A few nights ago, Warner Bros. hosted a very canny event that our own Louis Virtel attended at the Playboy Mansion, a screening of “Entourage” that may have felt like virtual reality for those who attended. While I doubt being surrounded by scantily clad bunnies influenced Louis one way or another on the film, it's likely you'll see a number of reviews that are perhaps more enthusiastic than they would otherwise be, and it'd be hard to blame anyone who fell for it.

One of the reasons the setting seemed so right for that particular film is because much of the charge of “Entourage” is watching the core ensemble swagger their way through Hollywood, doing whatever they want and rarely if ever facing any consequences as a result. It's always presented with a wink and a smile, just a case of boys being boys. We live in a world right now where that doesn't really mean what it used to, and I wonder how much longer this sort of movie is viable.

Warner Bros. certainly has a vested interest in getting this right. Look at how much money they made around the world with the “Hangover” series, which is pretty much the perfect big-studio of one of these films. The entire promise of that series is “these guys got so ruined that they don't even remember the night they had, and they have to put it back together.” It's an irresistible premise, and it's amazing how much mileage they got out of it. I'm sure they would love to see “Entourage” turn into a film franchise, and if this first one performs the way the first “Sex and the City” film did, then they may well get their wish.

In the meantime, if you're interested in seeing more films in the same vein, then we've got some suggestions for you, some of which are fairly similar to “Entourage,” some of which might stretch the general idea, but all of which depend on ensemble casts and that one basic idea: left to their own devices, boys will be boys.

“Very Bad Things” (1998)

Peter Berg has managed to build a fairly respectable career as a filmmaker, but his kickoff to his directing career is about as far from respectable as possible, and by design. The film jumps off from the “joke” that is so often made about killing hookers, something that should probably be explored at some point. There is some seriously dark pathology at work in any society where people can routinely joke about that particular thing because of the value we place on the lives of sex workers. The reason “Very Bad Things” works as well as it does is because it doesn't try to downplay how horrible all of these people are, and it doesn't try to redeem them. Instead, Jon Favreau, Leland Orser, Christian Slater, Jeremy Piven, Daniel Stern, and Cameron Diaz are all taken on a guided tour of Hell by their own making. They earn every terrible thing that happens to any of them, and it serves as a nice refutation of the basic idea that boys behaving badly is a good thing or excusable as a simple part of human nature.

“Swingers” (1996)

Two years before “Very Bad Things,” Favreau wrote and starred in a movie that helped define young male swagger for at least a decade afterwards, making stars of both Vince Vaughn and Faveau in the process. What made “Swingers” so canny was the way the film put real value on the bond between young men and the also deflates the empty bluster of Vaughn's character. It is a movie that respects the importance of having your group of friends and the danger of buying into conventional roles blindly. It's an inviting world that Doug Liman paints with this one, and even today, its place in pop culture remains prominent. Just say “Vegas, baby, Vegas” to a room full of dudes and watch the reaction. It's downright Pavlovian. Or Favreauvian, as the case may be.

“Super Troopers” (2001)

Here's how you know you've made a lasting impact with one of these movies. If any phrase or action from your film becomes commonly quoted by guys, then you've done it both right and wrong. I'm aways amazed by how things get recontextualized as they enter the lexicon, and some of the worst behavior of these boys being boys becomes downright celebrated over time. One of the reasons I like “Super Troopers” so much is because even though the lead characters in this comedy have a healthy disregard for authority, there is a playful silliness to most of it that keeps even the most potentially distasteful thing seem downright charming. Whether they're having a maple syrup chugging contest or playing the “meow” game or offering stranded motorists mustache rides, there's something downright joyous about this misbehavior.

“A Hard Day's Night” (1964)

Richard Lester brought a great rowdy energy to this film, but the undeniable appeal of it is simply watching The Beatles at the absolute height of their fame goof around and play and be silly. It's a reminder of just how young they were, and it was also an unusual response to the sort of instant iconography that they encountered. They could have steered into celebrity and made themselves unknowable and removed from the public, protected, but they went the other direction. “A Hard Day's Night” made them seem human and accessible and audiences felt a connection to them that, real or not, made the Beatles into so much more than just a band for an entire generation or two or four.

“National Lampoon's Animal House” (1978)

Delta House may be disgusting and crazy, but they are loyal, and they take care of one another. Part of what I found so appealing about the boys of Delta House the first time I saw the film was the sense that they had each other's backs, and whatever bad ideas one of them had, they would all do their best to realize those ideas and join in. There's something celebratory about that kind of friendship, and it's little wonder the somewhat dying Greek system came blazing back to life after this film was released. The movie made fraternity (the idea, not the organization) look fun, no small task.

“The Wild Bunch” (1959)

Boys will be boys, even if they're dangerous old cowboys in their 70s. The outlaws in “The Wild Bunch” have spent their lives living by their rules, refusing to bend to anyone else's will. It's the thing that defines them, and when the modern world threatens to take their version of the Old West from them, they react the only way they can, by burning it all to the goddamn ground. The last third of this movie is a long sustained howl of pain and anger, an existential line in the sand drawn in blood and tears, saying “This is who we are, and this is how we live, and you can kill us, but you can never change us.”

“Reservoir Dogs” (1992)

Quentin Tarantino burst onto the scene with his ferocious debut, and so much of the appeal of his entire filmography can be summed up in the first scene in his first film. As a group of professional thieves and killers sit around a table, killing time, their conversation reveals each of them and how they deal with the world. It's tremendous character writing, and an example of how clearly men reveal their natures when they are at their most relaxed. At the end of the scene, as the guys walk out in slow-motion in one of the most iconic shots of the '90s, they cut the exact figure that any group of guys walking together believe that they are presenting, coiled danger and calculating machismo incarnate.

“Fandango” (1985)

Five guys. A road trip. An uncertain future. That's all it took for Kevin Reynolds to make a powerful first impression with a movie about a group of friends struggling to make peace with the future they're fairly sure is going to crush them all. Told in the shadow of Vietnam, there's a great easy energy to the ensemble here, and this is where Reynolds first encountered Kevin Costner, who has been the source of great success and great distress throughout the course of his entire career as a filmmaker. While the film isn't great, what makes it work and what gives it lasting power is the easy chemistry Reynolds captured, and the very knowing insight into the way friendship can give you strength but also make you vulnerable in ways you wouldn't expect.

“Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy” (2003)

The greatest secret to this film's success is the casting of the action news team working around Will Ferrell's Ron Burgundy. Steve Carrell, Paul Rudd, and David Koechner are all absolutely perfect for their roles, and their chemistry as a group explodes in one of the greatest moments of the film, the rumble they have with all the other news teams in San Diego. These guys feel like actual friends, and I think it's easy for people to see themselves and their friends in these guys. I just wish I didn't have the nagging feeling that I am every group's Brick Tamland.

“Deliverance” (1972)

John Boorman was fascinated with films about people who were tested by some extraordinary circumstance, and “Deliverance” may well be his masterpiece. Even if they hadn't run into a couple of unfortunately randy rednecks, this trip down the Cahulawassee River would have pushed Ed, Lewis, Bobby, and Drew to the breaking point. Jon Voight, Ned Beatty, and Ronny Cox are all great in the film, but as their alpha, Burt Reynolds practically melts the cameras. He is pure animal power in the film, and it's small wonder he became a huge movie star as a result.

“Bottle Rocket” (1995)

When I walked out of “Bottle Rocket” the first time, I was convinced that Owen Wilson would never top his performance as Dignan, who is practically a Bad Idea Generating Device. I look back at it now, and there's such a sunny sweetness to this film that it almost doesn't feel like the same Wes Anderson who's been making films since then. Dignan is the perfect embodiment of that friend we all have who is always coming up with terrible ideas, but who is able to explain them in a way that makes it all seem perfectly normal and reasonable.

“The Last Detail” (1973)

Hal Ashby and Robert Towne collaborated to spectacular effect on this film about two Navy men who are charged with delivering a young recruit to military prison. Before they do that, though, they decide they're going to give him one perfect night of manhood to remember. Jack Nicholson and Otis Young are awesome as Buddusky and Mulhall, the MPs, and as soon as they get a look at Meadows, played by Randy Quaid, it's clear that he needs the guidance of more experienced men. We learn our own individual definitions of manhood from the men in our lives, and when your guides are this profane and this caustic, it's a rough ride.

“Down By Law” (1986)

I'm not sure there is any stranger group of men on this list than the stars of “Down By Law,” Jim Jarmusch's crazy story of the bond that is formed between three men in a Louisiana prison. Roberto Benigni, Tom Waits, and John Lurie are the guys, and they each have such a radically different comic persona that it's sort of like getting whiplash listening to the conversations between them in this film. That's the charge of it, though, and despite seemingly originating on three different planets, eventually these guys find some common ground, and that recognition of the things that bind them is what makes this comedy work.

“The Hot Rock” (1972)

Donald Westlake's books should have generated way more movies than they did, but every now and then, someone got it exactly right and realized that his crime novels aren't about plot… they're all about behavior, and this Peter Yates film perfectly nails that. With a cast including Robert Redford, George Segal, Ron Liebman, Paul Sand, and Moses Gunn, this story of a whole bunch of thieves all chasing the same diamond is very wise in the way men measure themselves against one another, and the lengths that will drive them to.

“Ocean's 11” (2001)
“Ocean's 12” (2004)
“Ocean's 13” (2007)

The real appeal of this series isn't the heists, but rather the notion that you're getting a chance to hang out with this big fun group of movie stars, the same notion that drove the original film. In that case, the Rat Pack were already thought of as a celebrity group of friends, but here, that friendship was basically whipped up by Steven Soderbergh. People were willing to show up every few years to watch George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Elliott Gould, and Bernie Mac hang out and plan some bad behavior. And, yes, in the case of this series, Julia Roberts is absolutely one of the guys, and that is part of the appeal. Watching how the films would shift to make room for new people in each movie was part of the fantasy, because anyone can imagine themselves becoming the new member of the group, joining them for the jokes, the good times, and the grand-scale larceny.

“Diner” (1982)

Finally, no list like this would be complete if it did not pay due respect to Barry Levinson's ode to a group of friends fighting as hard as they can to hold adulthood at bay. While it may have been set in 1959 Baltimore, “Diner” felt universal to me as soon as I saw it, and as I've gotten older, the film only seems more and more true, more and more accurate about the shifting sands of friendhood, especially when people are on the cusp of something as profound as the end of adolescence. I would urge people to seek out the far less well-known “Tin Men” by Levinson as a great portrait of the ugly side of male competition, but “Diner” will always be his gold-standard classic. Steve Guttenberg, Daniel Stern, Mickey Rourke, Kevin Bacon, Paul Reiser, and Tim Daly are all great in the film, and the friendship between them feels completely real. No matter what the year, no matter how things change in the fine details, the truths of “Diner” remain true, and Levinson's movie echoes through any group of guys you've seen since, arguing over inanity, exchanging insults as currency, and busting balls for the sheer sport of it.

“Entourage” arrives in theaters June 3, 2015.

Our favorite ensemble comedies, in honor of the ‘Entourage’ movie

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In theory, “Entourage” seems like a better fit for movies than TV: The characters are broad, quippy, and ridiculous, and you wonder how tough it would be to sustain that level of mania for seasons at a time. Nonetheless, the Mark Wahlberg-produced series defied the odds and became one of HBO's biggest shows of the last decade, lasting eight seasons and 96 episodes. 

Finally, the show is making the jump to the big screen in a swift, cool film version that comes out in theaters June 3. To celebrate, we're reflecting on some of our favorite ensemble comedies ever. Join us as we reflect on the greatness of Ron Burgundy, Mrs. Peacock, and Darth Helmet.  

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